Danger

Recently i have noticed some very disturbing things are happening...My hips are sore most of the time,my eyebrows are getting bushy and there is a great volume of hair growing from my ears. In addition my forehead is growing at an alarming rate and where i used to be able to work the smart end of a shovel all day i now find myself resting frequently "for just a minute"...........Now after extensive research i have learned that these are signs of a common but serious condition.,,,,,Yes indeed these are the early symptoms of....A. G. E...........Take heed for although hard to believe this could also happen to you if you are not carefull.........Now i must find my keys so i can go to the liquor store.....or was it the grocery store............As soon as i am done yelling at those noisy kids

Jack