You know you're ugly when...

beauty is only skin deep, BUT ugly goes clear to the bone!!????

give me a good hearted woman that's a little pain over a beautiful, self centered mean ***** any day!?????

I'm with barbee on this one. A butt-ugly cool chick wins out over a ***** hottie anyday. As long as she doesn't outweigh me, we're good to go. No FUPA!