You know you're ugly when...

I used think think the small skinny girls were more affordable. wouldn't cost so much to feed them!!????

then I figured the heavier ones, don't eat so much, they have good metabolism. usually their problem is NO real exercise. NO walking to the stove to cook and the sink to do dishes is really NO exercise!!

then I figured get one in the middle, maybe their feed bill wouldn't be too bad, get one that actually did some physical things to stay in reasonable shape. get one sorta plain, maybe just a little ugly, that way she wouldn't cheap on me. get one a little poor, so she would appreciate the life I was trying to provide???? ( I should have found me a "three" bagger??????

this is sounding like the Three Little Bear story!!!???? LOL