Dumb Cops-Share your stories here!

These are true stories.

Female cop gets hired in a local small town. Constantly leaving car door unlocked and walking away. One night while doing business checks on main street she leaves car running and unlocked. Local guy gets in and runs code up and down main street.

Two guys (correction dumb cops) crossing a ditch first on over reaches back to help his buddy over. His buddy has finger on trigger and first guy grabs gun and pulls. He gets shot in the ***.