Major League Baseball Wants To Speed Up Play

there should be a 10 second shot clock. right next to the batter box so the batter has 10 seconds to huck loogies , grab his sack , adjust and tighten up his man diaper, and the pitcher has 10 seconds to throw the damn ball. you are only allowed 20 seconds between pitches to spit more giant green loogies.


But the loogies are the "secret ingredient" to make the grass grow better.... :color: