This is usually the in depth answer I give the counter men at the national parts stores as they start asking questions about something as simple as a 1/2-20 lugnut, only I also add the tire pressure on the right rear tire and spare.
Right, "I need some windshield washer fluid, or blue water" Response, What year, engine, trans, What kind of radio!! LOL. I happen to be an ASE parts pro. So it is a joke.