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Oh, Im sorry, I thought you were asking for my opinion.If you didnt want my opinion, why did you ask? Or is it your opinion that my opinion doesnt have merit? If you know so much about it, how bout you give me your opinion. Then I can counter opinion. What do you think about that? Ill tell you what I think. Stop wasting my time.Go ask Rusty.
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One of my favorites: I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you, or some such.
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I started reading;"how many licks" and started laughing inside, almost hysterically. Imagine my disappointment when I got to the answer.