Thread about nothing

Theres no such thing as a smurf.The question concerning the color his balls might be is therefore,moot. But lets imagine there was such a thing as a smurf. And lets imagine a smurf actually had balls. It seems to me a smurf wouldnt wear pants anyway, so how could they get away with making a kids show, with all these smurfs running around ,half naked with their balls flapping in the breeze.I have to conclude,therefore, that smurfs would not have the same reproduction equipment that earth-men have.And Im not into imagining that.