Almost got myself in trouble last night

Almost got myself in trouble last night,decided to go to the bar with a couple friends of mine.Luckily my 20 year old daughter Leslie was our designated driver.This bar,I can start trouble real easy.I flirted with a couple male patrons I know very well,this is how I start trouble real easy.Their wives did not like it at all and I was pretty much drunk.They wanted to start a fight with me and there was no way I was not in the condition to do it.Luckily Leslie said we are going home.These two even bought me a drink also.The owner came close to calling the cops and saw I was going home.Leslie had to help me get inside when we got home and I went to bed right away.I felt like crap this morning and don't remember much at all from last night.Leslie said I was pretty much drunk.Said this song was played on the jukebox also that patrons have played when I come in also and it fits me very well, [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX6M0IrJ7ck"]Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up - YouTube[/ame]