Almost got myself in trouble last night

Having a DD is the smart thing to do!!

We went to my wifes class reunion Saturday night on the bike! I was the DD, and she turned out pretty much the same as you described your condition! If not for the cold ride home, I think it would've been curtains for her early!! As it turns out, it wasn't long before it was in fact curtains!!! :-)

Funny,
My buddy had to duck tape his wife to his old pan head so she would not fall off one time.
Used almost a whole roll, feet to the pegs and arms / body to the sissy bar.
Seriously funny story you need to hear him tell it.