Biohazard

Thanks, 66! Nah...no family but you'll love this:

Had a mobile groomer come to the house (think "Mutt-Cutts") and after making our pup as handsome as ever, she promptly got about a yard off the driveway backing out and hit the meter. Bent the pipe, gas company had to come and cap it off till the pipes were repaired and an appropriate barricade erected. It was one of those things where, even as we were considering making an offer on the place that I was like, "man, somebody's gonna hit that thing."
Turns out, this wasn't the first time. But it will be the last. In the end I was like, shoulda just washed him my damn self.