Who here bought a golden ticket

Come on.

My Neil Diamond sweater, for your golden ticket, purchased directly from two crack heads who allegedly had a pet alligator.

I need to get into heaven.

If you're looking for car parts, let me know. I also have a breakdancing record, Santa/ Old lady glasses (depending on which side of the package you are viewing), an Odyssey 2 video game/ home computer console, A TV with a pneumatic remote that I'm going to turn into a fish tank and an extra copy of UHF on DVD and VHS.