Who owns a pool?

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I grew up a couple houses down from my Jr. High Gym Teacher. One more than quite a few occasions, Mr Johnson embarrassed me in front of the gym class, by retelling stories of when I was 4 or 5 years old. He meant no harm and even I laughed at many of the stories.

So one day, they are taking us next door to the high school to go swimming and Mr. Johnson tells the class "I don't swim in your toilet, so do not pee in my pool".
So foolish me, I had to raise my hand to get his attention and he asks me what I wanted.

So I tell him, fairly loud that, " Mr. Johnson, anytime you want to come over and swim in my toilet, it is perfectly fine with me".

I did get away with it.