Help! Wiped cam lobes? - Video inside

Nins and peedles.
I amost aaughed my lass off.
Parts? What parts? We are not that far yet.
Remove the intake first. Lets see whats what. Actually, it would be real nice to hear/see that beast idling first,with the covers off. And a nice slow pan of each side, showing about 4 valves at a time, lasting about 10 to 15 seconds per side. If theres any clattering going on, zero in on those.
Please?