Help with smoking

Hey, I was going to preach that.
OK, you caught me snoozing.
So Ill through this in; If you can burn a half a tank of gas in 45 minutes, there is something seriously wrong.
Thats like 7 or 8 gallons.
Lets say you averaged 45mph. That would be 34miles.
34 miles per7gallons, would be, wait for it, 4.85 mpg.
Thats 4.85 mpg. If your engine is really pushing that much fuel through, no wonder it smokes.
But lets say you drove 1 hour and averaged 50mph, and only used 5 gallons. That would work out to; here it comes; 10mpg. Still excessive, unless you were ........


So if he fills the tank and heads west into a 20 mph wind, how far can he go when he will finally run out of gas??? LOL! :D