I must share this from my local cl:
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5030267821.html
I didn't even know that a 4-dr Dart was a "beach cruiser", but with gutter-mounts and a surfboard, it almost passes for a Woody. The stickers and peeling clear coat are a really nice touch. The seller's body is pure tattoo art. Sacramento is 110 miles from the surf.