Craigslist just went insane

having been raised in the DEEP South ( Chattanooga is just midsouth) Ha, I know this guys problem. he o d"d at a wafflehouse on cheese grits, it affects your brain when ya do!
driving back from the local Moopar show in Branson yesterday, I spotted a 71?? sweptside 3/4 ton 318, 3 on tree, 4 x4 for asking $2500. little rust on cab corners, rockers , bottom of bed. but real straight, faded original paint. runs drives, new clutch, brakes,,, I keep telling myself DON"T call and offer $1500, he might take the offer!
I keep remembering not being able to get out for solid week last winter!