LMAO Nice try, "FBI"
I got this one this morning. :D
I especially like the "God Bless the United States of Amarican" at the bottom :D
This one has contact info on who to talk to, so the FBI aught to be all over this one, but what do you think the chances of that are?
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L.A.X AIRPORT SECURITY
Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
1 World Way, Los Angeles, CA 90045, United States
ATTENTION:Notice On Your Consignment Box reg #: JG1N8875BS.
Today we have discovered an abandoned metal suitcase with reg code#:JG1N8875BS
originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency foreign payment
service New York. This Consignment box in a metal box valued 2,316,000USD
(Two Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen thousand United States dollars) arrived
at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) via United Airlines Flight UA 4130.
I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and investigated the said
Consignment box and the investigation proved the legitimacy of its content. Note,
your Consignment box was initially scheduled for delivery to you, The Diplomat
who arrived with the Consignment made several attempts to reach you all efforts
proved abortive so he decided to leave for his country but before he left he
settled the delivery charges and left the Storage Keeping Charges unpaid due to
the reasons that he did not know when you will make claim on the consignment
and the Cargo and Storage Unit charges $20.00 for each day the Consignment box
stays in their custody.
You are therefore advised to make contact with Mr. Paul wilson of All
American Courier, llc, and U.S Customs Broker to assist you recover your
Consignment box and deliver it to you. You can contact him through his
email is: (
[email protected]) to recover your Consignment or
we will be compelled to list your Consignment Box as an unclaimed and maybe
forfeited and moved to the United States Treasury Department for holding.
God Bless The United States of American,
Sincerely,
Pual wilson
All american courier...........
Director of Delivery Operations