Craigslist just went insane

Ladies and Gentlemen, please hold your tongue. You get the Mobile home (not seen) as an added bonus! Plus if you buy NOW they are willing to throw in the whole set of Elvis plates that were collectibles before they were even issued.
The truck has the front seat redone in velvet and lets please respect the poor child who has some health issues - their family tree don't branch.

I wish them the best as I cannot afford this value today.
Joe