Dumb things,that happen at car lots....

Over the years of being a gear head,seen some really unexpected/dumb stuff happen at car dealerships/lots.
First one,I was 13('81..). Dad wanted a new car, I worked on him for a new Camaro. He actually agreed, to look at one. A local Chevy dealership had a midnight blue 350/T 10 four speed model. We look at the car,the price was pretty decent on it. We all load up into the car ,for a test drive. Pops lights it up,it's warming up ,for a couple of minutes. Then the damn thing,runs out of gas. Kinda hard to test drive a new car,without gas in the damn tank.
Another one: 17 years old,involves a Mopar. Being a teenager,of course we check out all the Detroit muscle, on the cheap *** car lots. One Friday night (cruise night,of course! 1986..), we see a '70 Charger 500 (trim level,not the bad *** one), and walk up to it. My buddy actually has some simolians,burning a hole in his pocket.He walks up to the drivers door, pulls on the door handle. The damn door,fell on the parking lot! So much, for a solid car for $500.00. Share yours.....