Dumb things,that happen at car lots....

Oh hey I've got one for you. When I was 20. I was on the market for a new car. I was thinking Ford mustang. Since I didn't know about the dodge stratus at the time. To make a long story short I ask the guy for the keys. So I jump in and fire it up, it was just a 6 cylinder 2002 stang with the 5 speed, I couldn't afford a v8. Anyway I drive down the main drag in town in Council Bluffs Iowa, then out on the interstate for a highway run. I drop it in 3rd to pass someone thinking it had plenty of power for a 6 cylinder daily driver. Then it happened. A strange ticking sound from the engine. So I get off the interstate and pull into a service station and I pop the hood looking for anything that could be wrong. Couldn't find anything, so I drive this thing back to the dealer and put on the parking brake. I look down at the oil pressure gauge and it's bouncing pretty good. I'm thinking to myself, "oh ****." Then the gauge drops to zero and the oil light turns on. I quickly shut it off and walk very nonchalant into the office and flip the guy the keys. So he asks how it drives. So obviously I replied,"it was pretty good. Oh hey I gotta go." I said and I got the hell away from that place! There was no way I was gonna let them try to tell me I blew it up! I didn't even hit red line in 3rd! That sold me on how shitty Ford's are! XD