Dumb things,that happen at car lots....

I had a buddy that was afraid to buy a new car because all his friends had warranty trouble. He is a biker, 6'8" tall and about 350 lbs. The sales guy tells him not to worry, that any issues will be fixed during the warranty period. He say, you'd better, or I'm going to drive this car right up your ***! Long story short, he had a stumble problem, take it in and later in the day it's done. He gets 2 blocks away and it happens again. He drives back and asks what what the problem was. The mechanics were just leaving, so the service guy asks the tech what was wrong with the car. He says it had a cracked spark plug. Did you fix it? He says no, they won't fix that under warranty. Randy turns and walks to the sales floor and starts yelling the sales guy's name at the top of his lungs. They try to keep him quiet and and page the guy in from the sales lot. The guy walks in on the far side of the sales floor. Randy sees him and yells, Bend over, ******! It's coming back! Needless to say, they fixed it for him.