Dumb things,that happen at car lots....

My brother-in-law's grandfather used to lease brand new Cadillacs every few years. Back around '91 or '92, I was riding with him and mentioned that it didn't seem like we were going as fast as we actually were. He told me that when he was first test driving it, he asked the salesman how fast it would go and the salesman replied that he'd rather not find out. "Why not?" grandpa asked. "We're already doing 110!" I guess the look on the salesman's face was classic, because grandpa laughed all the way back to the dealership. Ya gotta love retired Detroit motorcycle cops!