Dumb things,that happen at car lots....

My buddy worked as a new car salesman. One day an elderly couple walked in for a new car. They were both about 88 years old. They bought a new Buick, trading in a Cadillac Calais with 44,000 miles on it. He called me and asked me if I wanted it for a grand. I said sure. Went in, gave him a grand. As I was driving off the lot the used car guy came out chasing me and screaming. I didn't even slow down.
I brought my brother in law to the Jeep dealer where I bought my Jeep. We went right after I had finished changing my torque, so I was not a pretty site. Nobody came out to help us. After a while we left and went to another Jeep dealer. Great big guy came out instantly. Told him we wanted a new Jeep and he showed us all of them along the fenceline. Walked to one end, turned around and on the way back my brother in law pointed to a green one and said I want that one. Did the paper work instantly and the salesman was thrilled since he still had time to make the bulls game.
GMC had the big deal oil change for about $13,and would take ten minutes. Normally I would prefer someone working on my car to take the time needed to do it right as opposed to fast. Against my better judgement I went for it. About ten minutes later they pulled my truck out and parked it in a driving rainstorm. I paid and ran to the truck. Sure enough the keys were locked in it. They stood out in the rain for three hours before they got it unlocked. I once opened it in about five minutes. Never again.
There are many more but this is dragging out too long.