Hauling Capacity of the 1971 Dodge Dart

So our contractor calls me yesterday from Lowe's and tells me they do not have our new toilet for him to pick up (we're 3/4 of the way through a bathroom remodel). I come home, change cars and run over to Lowe's with 1. a printed copy of the entire Lowes.com Internet product order we placed, and 2. a printed copy of their e-mail informing me that our toilet has arrived. After about 25 minutes at the front service desk, the toilet magically appears with the explanation that, "Well, it was back in plumbing." Did the toilet think that hiding in plumbing was a good idea, considering it's part of "Plumbing"? Like a tree hiding in a forest, hoping it won't get cut down? "Don't look at me, you want one of those other toilets over there."
I tell the Lowe's employee I'll bring the car over to load the toilet, and he did get a chuckle out of loading it into the Dodge. I sent this photo to our contractor to tell him my trip to Lowe's was successful: