Thank the Lord I don't HAVE to use an Android

Bad Sport said

I have never had the IPhone, but my kids have and they didn't care much for it. I have an Android phone and an Android 10" tablet. I can do pretty much anything with it that I want with a few limitations.

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The iPhone. The choice of phone for people who want you think they have more money than they actually do. The "ironic" hipster.

An atheist, a vegan, and an iPhone owner walk into a bar....

How can you tell?

They won't shut the f*** up about it.