Help with my thread signature

There was a whole usenet forum dedicated to making fun of .sigs - it's sorta like ego-spamming to have a big .sig, IMHO

Here's a vintage 'big sig'

http://www.physics.csbsju.edu/Help/bdg/bdg_81.html

There are .sigs and there are .sigs. Many people put only bare-bones information in their .sig files -- their names and e-mail addresses, perhaps their phone numbers. Others add a quotation they think is funny or profound and a disclaimer that their views are not those of their employer. Still others add some ASCII-art graphics. And then there are those who go totally berserk, posting huge creations with multiple quotes, hideous ASCII "barfics" and more e-mail addresses than anybody could humanly need. College freshmen unleashed on the Net seem to excel at these. You can see the best of the worst in the alt.fan.warlord newsgroup, which exists solely to critique .sigs that go too far, such as:

<Had to screenshot it, since it's from the days before proportional fonts and all the elaborate formatting is lost now>