And the dummy award goes to.......

I was jumping my car using a friend's Ram. Well the jumper cables they had were homemade. they had red and black on the same wire! Blew the heck outta his trucks electronics.
I just changed the starter on my Saturn Van, that is a pain in the arse....In conclusion if you work on a car more than once a year your bound to do something to it that's wrong. I always have bolts left over when I do things, jars and jars of bolts.