Poor little Johnny

Little Johnny stood knocking on the door of the Smith house. When Mrs. Smith answered the door, little Johnny said " Howdy Mrs. smith. Can Timmy come out and play baseball with the rest of us? Mrs. smith said "JOHNNY! You know poor little Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs!" Little Johnny says " I know Mrs. smith.....we was gonna use him for 2nd base." :violent1: