my nephew got lucky im not his dad

Hell, I ran out of gas this last saturday. I called a friend, and I couldn't believe how quick he got there. Turns out, it got him out of the yard work his wife had assigned him.

Well I guess you should have answered the phone on Saturday because Inertia , myself ,65Val and his buddy with the 70 RoadRunner were trying to get hold of you to join us -bet there were more gas cans than brain cells in the shop between us buddy .

Back on topic I got a call from my wife 1morning ,she had a flat and I had to drive 2towns over to change it , I get there and both her teenage sons are sitting in the back seat with the owners manual in the glove box - The councilor said I was a bad step dad and husband for the words that came out of my mouth that day .