"How the heck did that happen?" Injuries

Let's see.....where do I start. I spun dry a wheel bearing on my fingers when it exploded and cut half way through my left middle finger knuckle. Don't ever do that! A trip to Emergency to stitch it back together was needed. I was holding my stainless flex fan on my Challenger while tightening the bolts. The wrench slipped! Dang those blades are sharp. I cut clean through the web between your thumb and pointer finger. It took a trip to emergency for stitches. I was bypassing the amp meter under the dash of my 66 Dart. I can do it without disconnecting the battery. That was ok until my watch grounded against the meter post. It melted the watchband in two and of course burned a couple spots on my wrist. Boy, you can't fix stupid! LOL