"How the heck did that happen?" Injuries

Got the bright idea to drill out a small round electrical connector with an electric drill about 25 years ago while holding it. Drill bit caught, finger got wrapped up in the wire and the drill bit went into the side of my finger. Had bone fragments in the drill flutes! Seven stiches fixed what was left but the side of the nail bed was destroyed so the ones side kinda hangs out in space. Hurts like hell when I catch it on my pants pocket or on the edge of a 14' 2x6, like I did last weekend!

Was doing the rear brakes on a 1/2 ton dodge truck once. Extended one of the springs with my Leatherman and thought, man, this would suck if it came loose, since I'm not wearing safety glasses. I stopped, put on the safety glasses and went at it. Guess what? Pliers slipped off and the pointed end came back and hit right square in the middle of the left lens! That would have been my eye!!!!!