"You know you're a redneck when......"

32. You use old carpet samples that a carpet store was giving away as floor mats in your truck

33. You tell your buddy not to lift #32 and he does, only to discover pavement going by under that "deluxe floor mat"

34. You've ever hauled a 14 foot boat upside-down on a shortbed Dodge pickup in excess of 100 MPH

35. You have owned more than one Mopar with a road sign as a trunk floor.

36. You've ever used an old mower blade and a couple bolts to make a structural repair on a car frame.

37. Your odometer is your fuel gauge.