"You know you're a redneck when......"
41. Your car's cupholder wears the wedding ring you bought her
42. You've ever used spray can primer to improve your car's looks.
43. You think chrome looks too "uppity"
44. You need to cross wires to start your car
45. Your car's fuse box contains a gum wrapper or a cotter pin in place of fuses
46. You've ever driven up on a curb to do maintenance
47. Your creeper is cardboard
48. You've ever rolled a parts car over using a bumper jack and blocks of wood
49. You have hauled scrap metal INSIDE your car
50. The local junkyard calls you when they need parts
51. The local junkyard calls you when something "good" comes in