"You know you're a redneck when......"

41. Your car's cupholder wears the wedding ring you bought her

42. You've ever used spray can primer to improve your car's looks.

43. You think chrome looks too "uppity"

44. You need to cross wires to start your car

45. Your car's fuse box contains a gum wrapper or a cotter pin in place of fuses

46. You've ever driven up on a curb to do maintenance

47. Your creeper is cardboard

48. You've ever rolled a parts car over using a bumper jack and blocks of wood

49. You have hauled scrap metal INSIDE your car

50. The local junkyard calls you when they need parts

51. The local junkyard calls you when something "good" comes in