"You know you're a redneck when......"

Abodybomber said
39???? Does a piece of mig welding wire( hand controlled,) on an obsolete Datsun SSS dual carb setup ( to get home..(Monterey ,CA to Pismo ,Cà...) count?...

At least you didn't have a buddy hanging over the fender with the hood open "hand throttling", lol.