The wife is torturing me, lol

Dam right. I planted a garden for the first time in years and got a ton of tomatoes but the are very acidic, need to figure out how to cure that for next year.

A little bit of sugar added will knock the acidity down. Search online for solution, and you'll see. I like watching cooking shows, and they mentioned using sugar to knock acidity down. I tried it and it does work without becoming sweet. A little goes a long way.