nick names of your cars?

Not all of my cars have names yet, but here's the ones that do:
My 71 Polara is "The Big Brown Barge"
wife's 08 Durango is "The Hemi"
my 05 Durango is "Daddy's Hemi"
my 79 Volare Roadrunner T-top is "Roach Runner"
my 67 A108 window van is "Winder Pug" (wind err, not why nd err)
my 70 A108 panel van is "Panel Pug"
the 68 A100 pickup is "Pug Pickup"
the 71 Dart drag car is "The Hodge Podge Dodge"
the 65 Coronet is "Charley" (friend and former owner)
the 76 Dart SE is "Dad" (it was my late father's)
the 95 Town & Country is either "Rimmey" (late father in law's last name, it was his) or "The Old *****" because it always screws me out of money, and at 204K it ain't no virgin