bent crank ?

I love how the internet makes everyone a genius.

Lay a battery on a concrete slab and see what happens to it, and the concrete it is sitting on.

Sorry it just ain't true.

Take your car's battery box. Older battery boxes never had a plastic tray, and metal is WAY more conductive than concrete. The fact is, it doesn't matter, you can set a battery on glass, wood, wet wood, or in a pan of salt water. It will "self discharge" in exactly the same manner.