What will it run?

It's a slug. Couldnt get it off the line without bogging. On the street rev it up, dump the clutch, it spins and goes. At the track rev it up, dump the clutch, it hooks and bogs.

I tried launching anywhere from 1100 to 3800rpm.

If you were dropping the hammer at 3800 and it was still hooking and bogging with d60-14 polyglass tires I'd say there is a tuning issue for sure.

Where you doing a burnout? If so try not doing one. Some slip would probably help you at least for now.

What's the timing curve look like?

I'd still like to see you try a different carb.