My wife won't go grocery shopping with me anymore. One day we were in a long checkout line and an old bat managed to run her cart into my ankles twice. The third time was the charm, I had had enough, I turned to the old bat and said, and I quote, "If you hit me with that cart one more time I am going to shove it up your ***". The old bat, my wife and a couple of other women were horrified. A couple of guys in the checkouts next to me burst out laughing and when we got to the cashier, she said the old bat does the same thing to everybody. Most people move to another line and she gets through quicker. On this particular day, I thought she was going to cry as she moved to a longer line.
