"i bought a new guitar, and...

My highlights...none of which are in that photo...

Blue floral strat (2000s)
Pink Paisley tele (1985)
'08 Jaguar Special HH
'65 Univox UC-2 (two of 'em)
'76 Univox Eagle
1991 Carvin electric 12-string..all 12 tuners on one side of headstock.