'89 roller-cam LA 360 w/Magnum heads - new roller lifters not pumping up

Keep the ones from good side in the side thats not getting oil?

My neighbor just brought his oil pump priming shaft over. This is what I found, spinning the shaft very quickly with a Briggs & Stratton el-cheapo drill:


Since the priming shaft elimintated the need for the camshaft to be spinning, I also tried spinning the Melling lifter 90 degrees, so the oil hole location would be oriented like the old lifters. No change. I tried spinning it 360 degrees as well, while priming. Barely a dribble.

I'm really beginning to believe that between the Sealed Power and Melling pushrods, I've been sold 12 lemons today.

Also shot footage on the GoPro - will post it soon as I can export it.

-Kurt