"Built up" Mopar 318 on Craigslist. Upselling at its finest.

It was probably a decent engine at one point.
It's now a D.O.A. Core, enough said.
He is trying to recoup monies on the bolt on performance parts.
Sarcasm and/or dry blunt humor. Ether will do. Both easily lost on the net unless it is retardedly wacked reply like the above on fire suggestions.

WHEW! you had me a little worried for a minute there. :D
I am sure if you said that while we were standing around killing a few beers it would have been obvious that you were just going along with it for the fun of it.