So, what's your biggest dummy moment??

That's pretty bad...........

A few years ago I was standin in the living room talking to a friend. I looked down at the end table and there is the holster for my cell phone.......empty

I looked around and said "dammit."

"What's the matter?"

"Here's my cell phone holster, I can't find my phone."

"How many do ya need, you are talkin to me on ONE of 'em!!!"