oil puke.. no I didn't drink it

An evac system connected to a header with a restricted/street exhaust could certainly do it.
Even with an open header system you have to be pretty picky about where in the system it is to get vacuum.

You (might) even be making the problem worse with a street legal exhaust system.
Points to monitoring the vacuum or lack there of on the EVAC tubes when running at various throttle positions.