Thing? above the dimmer switch??

I wonder how many people are saying - "THATS a toaster - no f$%^king way!!" LOL - - hey, old guy (aka 396 Signet) - you were supposed to shh.. LOL

...they just don't make toys like they used to huh...?
Toaster, early 1900's, from back when I was a kid:D

Only did one side at a time not to mention a severe shock hazard.