I don't think I've seen this here, but several other Mopar sites I read have the following which always make me chuckle:
It's kinda cute to watch the test and tune guys post pictures of their low E.T.time slips with reaction times of .400 and slower in a racers forum. Please know that bracket racers are not the least bit impressed with how fast your car gets down the track during test n tune.
Only way you're going to win a round in real racing is if the other guy red lights.
Grinch mode off, now have a Merry Christmas!
