got in a fight today at my kids school

so today I dropped my son (almost 6) of at school
we went inside, and put his stuff away, then went back outside so he could play until class starts
he was running around with a group of four or five of his classmates
I looked the other way for a second and one of those little punk hit me right in the back of the head (honestly, I think it was my own son)

when I turned around all of them were coming after me, but you'll be glad to hear that half a dozen of 5 year olds were no match for yours truly

they had me running for a while but one by one I managed to hit them back, and I managed to hit quite a few of them right in the face


I was just about to put them all out of their misery when this little girl came up to me and started lecturing me on how "we're not allow to have snowball fights at school"

killjoy