Sexual Activity of Senior Males

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American men between 60 and 70 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more),
whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese