I believe I now have a grasp of your build problems with Mopar power.
Working under your listed parameters of : go fast differently for less while
remaining exclusive and indifferent I believe I have your solution. You will need a few
supplies but they are not terribly expensive.
1 empty 30 gal. oil drum
80 lbs of sugar from grocery
150 lbs of stump remover from the local harware
Stir ingredients in drum under medium heat till a thick brown paste.
Remove from heat and allow to cool or set in drum till paste hardens.
Fasten drum securely to rear of dart.
Transport dart to the largest open space you know of and lite er off.
The turdstang and cama row boys won't know what hit em.
Your dart will now set your eyeballs firmly against the back of your skull
like no dart anyone has ever had could do.
If this is not fast enough scale up to a 55 gal drum.
Warning not NASA approved and will reach extreme temperatures.
